Memes

Canon

Handcuffs || Alec Hardison → not_plan_m - cuffed together while in Boston PD gear and lost the keys
Handcuffs || Alex Rider → schoolgirltrick - woke up kidnapped and cuffed to a girl in a warehouse
Handcuffs || Parker → got_the_bunny - thief and hitter got kidnapped and handcuffed together
Mindfuck || Damien Moreau → master_moreau - captured, drugged, and mindfucked over to breaking point
Winter Wonderland || Parker → its_myfirstday - snowed into a cabin
Please, Help Me || Buffy Summers → scythe_matters - picked up a fainted, ass-kicked slayer
Three Types of Love || Erik Lehnsherr → serenevengeance - Eliot snapped and wants revenge.
Forbidden Lovers || Neal Caffrey → atwomileradius - Eliot had a bad day and needs a vacation at his lover's place.
The Anonymous Harassing Questions Meme || Eliot Spencer → Anonymous - Random questions asked to Eliot.
Date Auction || Eliot Spencer → oracle_knows + feelsthedead - signed up on the auction block by Hardison.
Sunday Cafe || Kate Freelander → notflower - Lurking at a cafe on a Sunday morning.
Power Games || Vampire!Erik Lehnsherr → serenevengeance - Retrieved something from a dangerous target.
Power Games || Future!Dean Winchester → needtoknowonly - A fight.
Morning After || Kanda Yuu → kandescence - Waking up with a pretty girl boy in his bed. WTF!?
Morning After || Sophie Devereaux → bloodyamericans - He should never have gotten drunk last night.
Morning After || Dean Winchester → needtoknowonly - Worst morning of his life.
Morning After || Hardison + Parker → seems_legit + theniputitback - What the... Don't even wanna know.
Morning After || Sheva Alomar → partnerinheels - Waking up after a very good night with.
Absolute Obedience || Erik Lehnsherr → serenevengeance - Dark!AU Were!AU is dealing with the pet Shaw sent Moreau.
Absolute Obedience || Dark!AU Charles Xavier → templar_x - Dark!AU Were!Eliot deals with a telepathic killer.
Dirty Kink || Dean Winchester → winchester_lost - Were!AU gets picked up in a bar for a night of fun with Dean.
Rescue Me || Loki → liugan - Eliot's caught and isolated for a month. Loki comes as his savior.
Twelve Pains of RP Christmas || James Sterling → sterlingwins - Sterling and Eliot get stuck on a job together.
Injured/Hurt || Loki → mischieve - Eliot get saved from a bad situation by Loki again.
Away at War 2.0 || Pepper Potts → stark_ceo - Pepper waited for Eliot to come home, but he has PTSD.
Away at War 2.0 || Erik Lehnsherr → metalshark - Eliot lost his memory after a bombing and Erik's there to help.
Dating Since Forever || Jesse McKale → feelsthedead - Jesse has a bad day and heads over to Eliot's for a pick-me-up.
Ass-Kicking || Loki → mischieve - Loki decides to test the abilities of his new recruit.
Awkward Sex || Kia WelBehenna → rideonmyharley - someone hired Kia to bring the retrieval specialist down from his high horse.
Defenestration || Alec Hardison → ageofthegeek -Eliot tries to escape a stifling safehouse from the fifth story window.
Forced to Kill || I-no → gstringwitch - a beautiful assassin is out to get him.
Broken || Fem!Aleksandra Hardison → ageofthegeeks -Eliot arrived too late to save a captured Hardison from breaking.
Broken || Cross Marian → ioudas -Eliot is broken from watching his teammates die. He seeks solace with Cross.
Absolute Obedience || Sherlock Holmes → the_new_sexy -A bored Holmes asks (the whole meme) to do inane things.
Absolute Obedience || Sif → fervidus -Obeying Holmes' orders to seduce Sif.
Sensory Deprivation || Thea → theadavidsen - Eliot lost his sense of hearing.
Sensory Deprivation || Faith → faiththatfuelsu - Faith lost her sense of decency and showed up at McRory's.
Date Auction || Eliot Spencer → Anonymous - Set up by Hardison for auction.
Permissions Button || Sherlock Holmes → the_new_sexy - Eliot's stuck in a hotel with an annoying man.
Betrayal/Redemption || Wesley Gibson → thekiller - Wanted!AU Eliot's visiting his roots in the old factory, but the place was destroyed.
Hurt and Comfort || Mary Weather Hargreaves → silverbellchild - Eliot's hired to be the girl's bodyguard against a kidnapping.
Angst || Amy Allen → ateamamy - Rescue of a kidnapped victim.
Floriography || Amy Allen → ateamamy - Helping her to a doctor's appointment after her incident.
Random Scenario || Christina McKinney → arealwoman - Eliot's taking on a case dealing with... supernaturals?
Walk Into A Bar || Samantha Jane Marquez → big_whale_hunter - Eliot bumped into a disgruntled lady in a bar.
BDSM || Faith → faithfuelsu - Finishing up a job recon at a BDSM bar, he gets picked up by Faith.
Followed me Home - EV! || Dante → divinecomedy - EV!AU Eliot returns home, except he returned to the wrong world.
Fluff || Neeshka → tailforbrains - An eager demonic girlfriend jumps Eliot when he arrives home all sore from a job.
Three Types of Love || Amy Allen → ateamamy - Eliot visits when requested and she wants to confess her love.
Three Types of Love || Christine Chapel → xusschapelx - Long lost love returns.
Absolute Obedience || Alec Hardison - seems_legit - Hardison uses hypnosis tricks on Eliot.
Angst || Neeshka → tailforbrains - All battered and hurt, she goes to Eliot for a patch up.
Feed Me || Steve Rogers → warbonds - Steve found Eliot after the hitter newly escaped captivity and nurses him back to health.

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Were!AU aka Wereliot

Forbidden Love || Loki → liugan - is lovers with Loki and Eliot experienced a moment of low confidence.
Insomnia || Loki → liugan - it's near the full moon and Eliot can't sleep, Loki has nightmares.
Broken || Loki → mischieve - Loki found his wolf who never returned home after a full moon.
Broken || Loki → liugan - Eliot reached Loki too late to help him in battle.
Mating Season - Love Hotel || Loki → sorcerous - Eliot's in heat thanks to the aphrodisiac in the air.
Road Trip || Loki → liugan - They're on a happy road trip together... until Loki gets jealous of Eliot flirting.
First Time || Loki → liugan - Loki said some horrible things that finally drove Eliot away.
Super Fluff || Loki → liugan - Loki and Eliot spend some much deserved cuddling time together.
Betrayal/Redemption || Loki → liugan - Eliot got close to Loki for a mission, except he fell in love too.
Hurt and Comfort || Loki → liugan - Cornered by hunters hired by his ex-employer, Loki saves and forgives him.
Another Love || Loki → liugan - Loki goes make up with the wolf he chased away.
Midfuck || Loki → liugan - Shopping for Loki's new clothes turns into making out in the change room.
It's Raining || Loki → pirlyng - The wolf goes searching for the stitch-mouthed Loki in the rain.
Mating Season || Loki → delusionaldreams - Were!AU A wolf desperate to mate pounces a kitty boy in heat.
Love Me || Sam Winchester → ilostmyshoes - Eliot follows a hunter into a bar hoping to learn more about his curse.
Love Me || Sheva Alomar → partnerinheels - Sheva's concerned why Eliot's missing the same time every month.
Trapped || Vamp!Dean Winchester → bloodnbadthings - Eliot gets trapped with a vampire underground.
Let's Get Kinky || Anders → magerights - Make up sex is the best, especially with the body of his Alpha.
Scrub-a-dub-dub || Loki → liugan - Loki enjoying his bathing and Eliot getting impatient.
Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic || Reynard Fox → smugfox - A father is upset with Eliot's attentions to his daughter, captured the wolf.
Scrub-a-dub-dub || Loki → liugan - Eliot's injured after a job and soaking with the comfort of his alpha.
Extreme/Unusual Kink || Loki → sorcerous - Stealing a tribal statue ended up with him caught and captured for their god.
Texts From Last Night || Loki → liugan - Loki got plastered the night before and Eliot offers to buy him more.
BDSM || Loki → liugan - Eliot asks for some quality payback for the alcohol he bought Loki.
Insomnia || Loki → pirlyng - Third night, Eliot thinks they need to leave the factory behind.
Fuck or Die || Anders → magerights - Anders got affected and bumped into Eliot
Jealousy || Thor → godoftableflips - Eliot decides to confront Loki's brother.
Cooking || Loki → liugan - Loki cooks breakfast for Eliot.
Texts From Last Night || Loki → liugan - Loki got drunk and landed himself in deep trouble.
Extreme Kink || Loki → liugan - Eliot and Loki are willing to show more of themselves for once.
Random Scenario 3.0 || Loki → liugan - Eliot rushes to do a job and Loki shows up unexpectedly with dire consequences.
Last Words || Loki → pirlyng - Trahere!AU Loki met with an accident and is dying.
Mating Season || Mia → bitchalpha - Eliot's in a strange sort of heat and runs into a female werewolf also in heat.
Miraculous Ressurection || Loki → pirlyng - Trahere!AU Thanks to a bargain with Hel, Loki returns as a mortal.
Mindfuck || Loki → sorcerous - Eliot offended the god by stealing and is now just his plaything in the desert.
TFLN || Loki → liugan - Sometime in the future, wolf disagrees with Loki's retirement activities: Pole dancing.
Random Scenario || Loki → pirlyng - Wolfiot comes across a stranger with stitches in his mouth hiding in a factory.
First Time || Jace Ettore → the_wolf - Eliot meets another werewolf for the first time.
Super Fluff || Loki → liugan - Avengers!AU Eliot finally reunites with his lover post Avengers.
Sticky Notes || Loki → liugan - Loki expresses the need for more pudding on Post-its
Locked Away || Loki → liugan - Avengers!AU Eliot does jobs just so he can make Loki's life easier.
Lovebag || Loki → liugan - Loki's upset that Eliot tried to die for him, Eliot reveals why.

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Dark!AU aka Moreau's Hitter

Sleep Snuggle || Colonel Sebastian Moran → moriartyswatson - Eliot and Sebastian share a room after a late mission.
Date Auction || Colonel Sebastian Moran → moriartyswatson - It's a good deal to buy up another professional hitter.
Midfuck || Sebastian Moran → moriartyswatson - Caught on a mission and trapped together with their clothes removed.
Mindfuck || Minene Uryuu → heartbeatbomb - Captured by a crazy terrorist.
Battlelust || Colonel Sebastian Moran → moriartyswatson - They decide to settle their final battle with fisticuffs.
Power Games || Lupê → twisted_turn - Fighting with a Goddess.
Power Games || James Sterling → sterlingwins - Sterling let go Eliot's target, so Eliot squeezes him for info.
Lean a Little Closer || Barbara Gordon → oracle_knows - Eliot and Batgirl cross paths, each knowing who each other are.
Mindfuck || Damien Moreau + Billy Collins → manipulativemastermind + the_charmer - Eliot is commanded by Moreau to kill an old friend.
I Shouldn't Be Alive || Fiona Glenanne → fiery_wan - Fiona is bounty hunting after a world class fugitive.